To the douchebag teenager in the red cavalier whom tailgated my car so closely on an exit ramp whilst I was going to speed limit AND cut in front of my car so closely I had to squeal my tires braking to avoid an accident:
My 8 month old baby was sleeping soundly in the back seat, you could’ve seriously hurt the both of us. There is no need to drive like that, learn to go the speed limit and follow the rules of the road. Also, you were at fault so why did you flip me off through the entire red light? Your license plate has been noted and you’ve messed with the wrong family. You’re just lucky baby’s daddy wasn’t in the car.

Have you ever been sitting cross-legged for a long time and when you try to get up you almost die??

Why can’t the hair on my legs fall off due to stress rather than the hair on my head?

There’s something truly special about listening to a song and connecting to it on an emotional level. It’s like someone, somewhere, whom doesn’t know you exist feels the exact same way you do and suddenly life doesn’t feel as lonely anymore.

I’ve been talking to my ex recently because we’re still friends and holy shit he really is a sweetheart. I was a bitch. I’m sorry Tom, you were a sweetie and I was the problem.

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HOLY SHIT I WISH I HAD KNOWN THIS WHEN I WAS FAILING CONSTANTLY IN MATH CLASS DURING HIGH SCHOOL! FUCK YOU TEACHERS IT’S NOT ALWAYS A CASE OF “STUDY HARDER”!!!

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HOLY SHIT I WISH I HAD KNOWN THIS WHEN I WAS FAILING CONSTANTLY IN MATH CLASS DURING HIGH SCHOOL! FUCK YOU TEACHERS IT’S NOT ALWAYS A CASE OF “STUDY HARDER”!!!

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