Untouched Dandelion

I am a person, I am a female, and I can be identified by many different titles. I am a mother, a whovian, a brony, a chef, pretend bilinguist, grammar Nazi, quiet atheist, book enthusiast, energetic procrastinator, hopeful wanderer, badot, blottesque painter, an easily gruntled person, queer, and above all, human. If you've made it this far through my description then I already like you. Some days I laugh, some days I cry, and some days I'm overly gushy with my child Achaius Craig; my problems are yours as yours can be mine, I'm open about everything and love to help people suffering in their personhood for whatever reason. Clearly I have problems with run-on sentences though.

I was so sad when Jesse left the group. At least I got to see them in concert once <3 Best concert ever! There were bubbles floating everywhere, they had a dance contest, and the band members even came down and hugged everyone after the show and chatted! Such sweet guys!!

whohidesthenight:

They all fall down

The Creepshow is too unappreciated &lt;3

whohidesthenight:

They all fall down

The Creepshow is too unappreciated <3

So one of the pastors (or ministers I’m not sure) that is in the same church as my boss comes around to my office quite frequently and works in my office. It pisses me off because he has his own office and I’m trying to do my work but whatever, I can drop that. However, I’m getting really annoyed that he’s always trying to convert me to his beliefs; first of all I’m an atheist, but I didn’t admit that because from experience many overly religious people will argue with you over that and generally make life hell. Anyway, so I lied and said I was christian just to get him off my back but now he’s trying to tell me why I need to come to HIS church etc. He literally told me why I need to go to church (because I said I don’t) or I won’t be accepted into God’s kingdom, I told him I have absorbed a lot of the Quaker beliefs from my great grandmother and do not believe you have to attend church, pray etc. to devote yourself to God (a partial lie, I don’t believe in God but my great grandmother was raised as a Quaker and my family has always withheld the Quaker beliefs). So he proceeded to tell me why I’m wrong and need to convert to his beliefs. This is making me very uncomfortable, I don’t like confrontation. Maybe I should talk to my boss (whom is currently in Nigeria) and ask him what I should do. I don’t know I’ve never dealt with this before. Normally in the past I would just be able to tell religious advocates (normally Mormons or JWs coming to my door) that I am of a different faith and they leave me alone. I’ve gotten into enough arguments with said religious advocates that I know well enough to not say I’m an atheist, they to think that’s an invitation to tell me why I’m wrong. While I’m not saying ALL devote people of faith are like this, I have encountered enough of them I’m incredibly uncomfortable discussion my views. I’m not sure what to do because this guy keeps showing up at my office to do work. He shouldn’t even be in my office because he has his own in the building! Clearly my boss doesn’t care though. Someone give me some advice please?

Probably the only reason I know men can get yeast infections is because one time I walked into my bathroom and found a tube of vagisil that clearly wasn’t mine, I figured it must have been my brother’s girlfriend’s. So I went to my brother and joked: “You left this in my bathroom, I didn’t know you had a vagina! Hope it feels better.” but he promptly yelled at me: “Shut up! Men can get yeast infections! It isn’t funny! Fuck you!” to be honest I was mostly surprised and ended up laughing, which really pissed him off even more. Pretty sure he was super embarrassed but I still can’t help but find the scenario funny.

tastefullyoffensive:

[bftugboat]

JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL KIND OF DOG DO YOU HAVE THAT LURKS IN THE SHADOWS AS IF THEY WERE THE DEMON PET OF SATAN?? All the dogs I&#8217;ve ever seen are trying to be adorable like &#8220;Please, I&#8217;m so so hungry&#8221; and this dog is in the shadows like &#8220;I&#8217;m watching you&#8230;&#8221; with that goofing/creepy smile (?) Come here and let me pet you you crazy mother fucker. 

tastefullyoffensive:

[bftugboat]

JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL KIND OF DOG DO YOU HAVE THAT LURKS IN THE SHADOWS AS IF THEY WERE THE DEMON PET OF SATAN?? All the dogs I’ve ever seen are trying to be adorable like “Please, I’m so so hungry” and this dog is in the shadows like “I’m watching you…” with that goofing/creepy smile (?) Come here and let me pet you you crazy mother fucker. 

Discord by LuckyEd

I really want to comission an artist to design a creppy/scary looking discord tattoo (in a sort of stained glass style) to match my Rainbow Dash tattoo :(

Discord by LuckyEd

I really want to comission an artist to design a creppy/scary looking discord tattoo (in a sort of stained glass style) to match my Rainbow Dash tattoo :(

(Source: deviantart.com)

so when your hope’s on fire
but you know your desire
don’t hold a glass over the flame
don’t let your hear grow cold
i will call you by name
i will share your road

(Source: xoxogossiprenly)

“That didn’t happen, of course. Things never happened the way I imagined them.”

—   John Green, Looking for Alaska (via kylelaw11)
youknowitsadbutrue:

Seek that great perhaps.

youknowitsadbutrue:

Seek that great perhaps.